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Re: Which trouser roll are you?
Wed, February 8, 2006 - 7:44 AMYou're Orfeo! Quite the operatic archetype -- the living power of music itself thrills through your lyre. You tend to make a bit of a balls-up of things, though. Stomp all the way down to hell to get your dead lover and then you're too impatient to wait ten freaking minutes to look at her when you're climbing back up?! But in the opera, if not the myth, you managed a happy ending anyway, you slippery cuss. So kudos. -
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Re: Which trouser roll are you?
Wed, February 8, 2006 - 7:49 AMYou're Cherubino, Count Almaviva's pageboy! Give it up, you amorous butterfly, you Narcissus, you little Adonis of love -- your hormones are kicking in like crazy, but can you try not to fall in love with your godmother? Honestly! You are awfully cute, and you write the most charming love songs, but for the good of the palazzo... keep it in your pants.
what is a trouser roll? Is it like a kaiser roll? -
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Re: Which trouser roll are you?
Wed, February 8, 2006 - 7:59 AMIf you're lucky. Otherwise, it's a gherkin. -
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Re: Which trouser roll are you?
Wed, February 8, 2006 - 8:10 AMexcuuuuse me, I LOVE pickles! -
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Re: Which trouser roll are you?
Wed, February 8, 2006 - 9:01 AMYou're Arsace! Babylonian stud with a secret -- one day you're just a brave and decorated general in love with a beautiful Indian princess, the next you're the matricidal heir to the throne running around in a pitch-black tomb with a sword trying to appease the will of Baal. Sucks to be you, but at least you've got coloratura that can strip the paint off a tank. -
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Re: Which trouser roll are you?
Wed, February 8, 2006 - 9:15 AMTo keep your coloratura healthy, make sure it gets enough fiber.
I'd like to see that paint stripping trick. -
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Re: Which trouser roll are you?
Sat, February 11, 2006 - 9:12 AMYou're Countess Geschwitz! You're not a trouser role -- just a garden variety dyke. You do wear 'male costume', though, so it's all right that you slipped in somehow. You're decent, honest, brilliant, loyal, and apparently the only principled human being on the continent. Then why are you so miserable? Because you fell in love with a heartless skank-ho, dummy! "Mein Engel" mein ass! A word of advice: when they call it "serial music", they aren't kidding -- watch out for Jack the Ripper.
Wow. Self-discovery. ;)
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